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Sexcuse article

The act of 'accidentally' forgetting an article of clothing or object to give yourself a reason to come back to someone's place and fuck.
When Jeremy left his hat at her house, she was convinced that it was a sexcuse article. This was proven a fact when he asked to come over to collect his hat because he wanted a bootycall.
Sexcuse article by josefiend July 9, 2011
While visiting my parents, Jeff and I usually use the sexcuse of needing a gallon of milk from the grocery store. That gets us out of the house long enough for a quicky in the backseat of the car.
Sexcuse by Kate Charlton October 18, 2008

Sexcursion

When two (or more) people take a short vacation soley for the purpose of getting away from their children, friends, or relatives in order to have private time for sex.
Shawn's parents are on a sexcursion, we should have a party!
Sexcursion by Devo August 26, 2005

sexcapade 

a sexual escapade; a wild and oftentimes illicit sexual episode
Last night was great! I had a sexcapade with my hot neighbour.
sexcapade by iheartsexcapades April 17, 2005

sextuplets 

Six babies born at once.

(Like twins times 3)
"Wow, can you believe Mrs.Matsuno had sextuplets?!"

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you 

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.
DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.