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Sex Swing 

A type of harness specifically for the purpose of sexual intercourse in which one partner is suspended, either above a bed or in a clear area, while the other moves freely. Though there is considerable variety, most common sex swings have a sling for the back, another for the butt & stirrups for each leg, which can be adjusted. Some models are suspended from a bunjie or spring to provide bounce.
1) kid: Sweet! your step-mom has a swing in her bedroom!
friend: ya but she won't ever let me use it. Let's go watch SpongeBob.

2) Sex in the City Guy: Do you swing?
Girl: you mean with other couples?
Guy: No, I mean SWING...

3) Honey let's use the sex swing tonight, I want to try a new position.
Sex Swing by Socata September 14, 2007
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Ikarian Sex Swing 

A sex swing, secured to your sex partner via melted wax. Similar to Icarus' wings.
I was going to town on my girlfriend last night while she was waxed up in the Ikarian sex swing.

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026