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I have been waiting for ages for my girlfriend to come home to see how much of a mess she has made me while she was in work. Her teasing makes me so fucking horny. Its hard not to touch my wet throbbing pussy so I give in and strip my clothes off. She is the only person that I've let touch me and fuck is she good. Just as my hand reaches down, the door opens. "Baby, I'm hom-" Her eyes are staring at my exposed pussy and the pile of my clothes on the floor. "Oh? Do you need help princess? You look very heated.." Her eyes eat my body up and I love how she admires my body. "Well you should help deal with the massive mess you have created in your princess" I spread my legs more knowing my girl is incredibly horny and getting more horny by the second. I watch as she drops her bag and coat by the door her eyes still glued on my body. She walks, mesmerised, towards me and removes her shirt.
Her chest always drives me crazy and today is no different. I feel her skin brush past me as she sits on the floor and nears her mouth to my pussy. "May I?" She asks me with a hint of begging in her tone. I just nod in response. As soon as I nod, I feel her fingers caress my inner thigh and trace her way towards my throbbing wet mess. I moan lightly and a smirk appears on her face. She continues teasing me until I can't hold back my desire. "Please fuck me baby". She seductively laughs. "Thats not my name.." ".. mommy please". With that two of her fingers thrust into my pussy and her tongue flicks on my clit. I moan louder and louder as she thrusts in and out. After two long pleasuring minutes, I feel myself close. "Mmmm m-mommy im g-gonna cu-um" She stops and removes her bra, jeans and her dripping wet thong. She picks me up and carries me to our bedroom and throws me onto the bed. I spread my legs as she calls me her good girl. She climbs on top of me and grinds her pussy against mine. Her mouth meets my chest as she marks it with her initial and my moaning gets louder and louder. "Mmmm p-princess you're being so g-good for me today" She lets out a loud moan. "Are you close yet?" I know that I am so close so I nod instantly. "Let's come together princess" She counts down from 5 and each time she goes faster and faster. My moaning grows louder and louder. I feel our juices mix as we both shudder and squirm, my back arching. "Round two?"

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sex story wlw by Wlwlover July 26, 2023
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026