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sex proof 

To physically strain ones penis, most likely by beating it with reckless abandon. Other activities can lead to this condition, such as falling onto your boner from a 8 foot ladder or sticking into a lightbulb socket.
I really want to bang Shelly but my skin flute is sex proof; doctor said I have to wait 6 months with a dick cast on before sex of any kind.
sex proof by RandyFellow June 28, 2014
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proof sex 

Having sex with someone to prove a point such as your love for them, that you are over them, that you are not gay, or that you are a good lover.
I didn't want to have proof sex with him but how else was I going to get him to stop begging for a date after I told him he kissed like a gay guy?
proof sex by Eau April 20, 2009

Sex Proofing 

Creating a safe and sound proof atmosphere in which to have sex. Minimizing the exposure of corners and getting the bed to stop squeaking
Jessica is sex proofing her room by putting pillows between the four poster bed and the wall so it wouldn't make to much noise
Sex Proofing by Wiggily Tiger December 25, 2008

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026