sex pantry

any orifice in which a summer sausage may be kept without mishap, except in the case of vagina dentata

I was thinking maybe he could fully stock my sex pantry with his summer sausage.

by dragonsnakelover July 1, 2011

Walk In Pantry Sex

the best sex there is

"dude, lets do some walk in pantry sex"
"ok sure bro"

by Lucascxmslxt May 20, 2021