Sex O'Clock 

Sex O'clock which was founded on the 7th of November 2013 by the mysterious professors P. Clark and G. Savile. The religion focuses on 2 very important times of the day and those are sadly unknown to the public. However the known facts are that there are 4 ruling gods- Felix Ferne the god of mental health, Jake Riles the god of masculinity and sports, Sam Conte the god of women and skate boarding and Andy Lau the god of being Andy. It is known that Sam Conte and his amazing, underrated girlfriend Mia rule the first important time of the day whereas Felix and Jake rule the last important time of the day with the nickname Jelix (which is prayed to)
Although few rules of the religion are known one is very important to the founders and that is that any Ellen loving qualities or gushing about Ellen does result in either punishment or being kicked out of the group.

The religion is linked with the award winning TV show 'nowhere boys'.

HOW TO BECOME PART OF THE GROUP:
It is unknown how many members are part of the group however it is speculated that the religion has raked in almost half a million followers but this is all just a theory and we may never know the answer.

It is unknown on how to enter the religion but some ex-followers of the religion have stated that it is based on your star sign (with Leos and Libras being a big no no) but it could just be based on how the leaders are feeling that day.

"Happy Sex O'Clock my fellow horn dogs."

"Sex O'clock is dawning."

Sex O'Clock by AlmightyJelix69 February 2, 2021

sex o'clock 

Noun: meaning you're gasping for any kind of nookie.

1) My PMS hormones are off the scale this month - It's been sex o'clock for a week now!

2) He's a loser and can never get any girl to go out with him - it's always sex o'clock in his world.

sex o'clock by Miss M July 23, 2005