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Sex cat by Yourskoliosexualqueen September 25, 2021
This occurs when two (or more) 0_o; cats proceed to have sexual intercourse with eachother(s) They fuck the shit out of eachother. :o
Dude, I saw my cats having sex last night. I taped it and totally slammed my ham to it this morning. >.<

*whispers* I love cat sex. :o
Cat sex by Alex Regan January 12, 2009
Where the girl either draws a cat face on her face with eye liner or she dresses up as a cat
And she has sex
"Lets have cat sex"

viking cat sex 

When you procide to stick your dick in cat while screaming land ho
Did you that Devon tried Viking cat sex yeah haven't seen him sense
viking cat sex by dochydog August 28, 2016
shane dawson
"SHANE DAWSON HAD CAT SEX *NOT CLICKBATE*
cat sex by parsleygrayce July 15, 2021
This is the action of 2 masculine male cats having intense anal sexual intercourse.
me: "Hey dude, wanna have cat sex again"
fbi: "No thanks, my Ass hurts from before!"
cat sex by eonisdaddy September 1, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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