alligators in the sewers 

Use this phrase when you know someone is giving you a total bullshit story, but you don't want to confront them head-on with their ridiculous lies.

Guy #1 - Yeah man, last night I picked up this gorgeous chick at the bar, and we had a threesome with her sister. Guy #2 - Yeah, okay man, blah, blah, blah, blase, blase, blase, alligators in the sewers....

alligators in the sewers by dipsys April 20, 2015

Trip to the sewers 

A sexual act of extreme degredation where-by the female refuses to wash her genitalia for 2-3 weeks, and then agreeing to sex with her partner, thus the male's penis takes a "trip to the sewers".

Jim was explaining to Pete how a trip to the sewers with Jenna was not worth the hassle.

Trip to the sewers by J May 3, 2005

City Sewers 

When the completion of anal sex, while the anal cavity is still wide and freshly strecthed you deficate in her streched ass.

Im gonna make yo ass a city sewers.

City Sewers by the amazin minpin November 11, 2009

sewerslide 

typically used in a sentence when an parent or teacher is around and is just a replacement for suicide

person:i thought he kirmited sewerslide.

other person: no he died from a heart attack.

sewerslide by Sinning boi June 17, 2020

Sowers 

The act of being outlandish.

See kooky or ludicrous.

Wow, dude...you pulled a pretty sowers move back there.

Sowers by Tre' S. June 13, 2008

kermit sewer slide 

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".

Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.

kermit sewer slide by Erofen April 20, 2017

sewerslide 

suicide but sewerslide.

I saw kermit sewersliding last night. It was very sad. now i have to write sewerslide again just so it lets me submit this

sewerslide by ThisIsMySchoolAccountL@L! December 5, 2018