severna park

this is just in response to the person who stated that Anne Arundel Community College is in SP. I'm sorry friend but you obviously don't know your surrondings very well because the college is down College Parkway... in ARNOLD. Although everything was acurate about the Park, I just wanted to clear that up because well you make the rest of us parkies look stupid because you can't distinguish SP from Arnold.

ps. Severna Park is full of rich kids, great athletes, moms who drive SUVs and go tanning daily, great small businesses, skaters, druggies, dorks, and snobs. You name it we got it. But mostly we stand out with our popped collars, bmw's, and kids spending mommy and daddy's money. I'm not a fan, but I've lived here my whole life. Can't diss a place unless you've lived here, so all y'all from other schools have nothing to say, cuz you're not stuck here!!
get up, practice a sport, shower, pop that collar, and hop on your boat for a day of wakeboarding and tanning ... welcome to severna park life
by greeneyes87 May 09, 2006
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THANKS TO PEOPLE WHO POST THINGS LIKE "Home of the severna park falcons who kickass in every sport, especially field hockey.
Rich snobs are the best, and we know it. Don't try to steal our side pony tail posers. They wish they could be like us and know that a non-parkie's life costs the same as our rolex!" EVERYONE OUTSIDE OF SEVERNA PARK HATES US. THANKS TO YOU WE HAVE A SNOBBY REPUTATION. SO GET OVER YOURSELVES..WE MIGHT BE RICH AND SMART AND GOOD AT some SPORTS..BUT THERE'S PLENTY OF PEOPLE FROM OTHER PLACES WHO ARE THE SAME WAY. SO STOP ACTING LIKE PRICKS AND THEN MAYBE PEOPLE WILL STOP GIVING YOU CRAP FOR BEING THE WAY YOU ACTUALLY ARE.
nice people do live in severna park..and we are extremely ashamed of those snobby ones.
by non-snob parkie March 11, 2005
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severna park REALLY isn't that great. i hope i don't shock any of you by saying that we basically live in a vacuum and that your parents are probably making you apathetic, self-centered, self-important, greedy people by raising you here. SORRY! i personally can't wait to go to college and go out into the real world. i'm sure i'm not the only person who feels this way.
i was raised in severna park and now i face depression because i can't afford a lexus and/or the latest coach bag.

another fine example would be:

we vacation in the bahamas every summer and i drive a bmw, yet we somehow can't afford to go anywhere but aacc.

ouch... i know it hurts
by 123 go SP! May 09, 2005
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Ah, Severna Park, also known as "SPARK," and its inhabitants are known as "Parkies" or "SPLAXERS4LIFE!." What a quaint little town of 30,000 people, and about 6 of those are minorities. The popped collar to non-popped collar ratio is approximatly 1580:7.
A X-mas List for the average Parkie:

Hottest Lax Stick. GO SP LAX WOO-HOO! GO CARIN!! WE LOVE YOU CARIN!!!!

a pink mini iPod for all my new Gavin Degraw songs. GO GAVIN! WE LOVE U!!!

The same VERA BRADLEY BAG that everyone has. GO VERA!!

Hollister shirt!! I LOVE HOLLI!!

But Santa, my real wish is to go to Severn. Alas, we spent all that money on my Lax stick. GO SP LAX!!! GO CARIN!! GO FALCONS!!!!!
by LEP rocks!! May 09, 2005
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The best fucking place to live in the world.Hey dont hate us cuz your poor trailor park trash!
by parkie4life March 30, 2005
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severna park is the epitome of stuck up. we all act modest, but we know we are the best...even though most parkies aren't. it's a place every parent wants their child to grow up. we all know that we are snobby sons of bitches but that doesn't stop us from letting everyone and their mother know it too. we walk around with our popped collars, abercrombie and fitch, and lacrosse sticks like it's our job. the number one person in our lives is ourself. you mean nothing to us. no one messes with a parkie. cuz if you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us. we are the great parkies and you can only wish you were one of us.
a kid wants a cookie at the store. it's almost dinnertime. if he lives anywhere but severna park, his mom says no and thats it. if he lives in severna park, his mom says no, he persists, and so his mom buys him not only a package of cookies but takes him to the local candy store to stuff himself silly. and thats just the way we roll. no one says no to us.
by wearebetterthanyou. April 01, 2005
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Home of the severna park falcons who kickass in every sport, especially field hockey.
Rich snobs are the best, and we know it. Don't try to steal our side pony tail posers. They wish they could be like us and know that a non-parkie's life costs the same as our rolex!
by class of '08 January 31, 2005
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