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Seven of Nine 

Character in Star Trek: Voyager played by Jeri Ryan from 1997-2001. She used to be a Borg, but The Doctor got rid of a lot of her implants. However, she was assimilated as a little girl, so parts of her Borg physiology weren't removable. She's usually seen on Voyager walking around in a grey catsuit and having entire episodes about her "developing her humanity". Concidered by most to be the sexiest character in Star Trek: Voyager, the web is now littered with naked pictures of her.
Neelix: Would you like some eggs?
Seven of Nine: Eggs are irrelivent. I only eat protein shakes.
Seven of Nine by Kevin July 29, 2008
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Seven of Nine 

Seven of Nine is the only reason most of us watched Star Trek: Voyager.
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pieces of seven of nine 

A great idea devised by Ashallond for what should be in the sunken pirate chests.
The pirate's parrot kept saying "Pieces of seven of nine!"

Pieces of Seven of Nine, the 1-pound Misshapen Animal Skeleton

Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice) 

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Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)

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