sessies

short handed way of saying ‘obsessed’

can you believe she called him again? i mean, she is totally sessies with chad for literally no reason.

sessies by kikijill March 21, 2020

Sussiest 

D A N; the act of being more sussy than everyone else in the game.

D A N is the sussiest.

Red: Who killed you?

Yellow: D A N did!

Blue: Yeahhh... D A N is the sussiest!
D A N: wait, what? Why me?

Sussiest by LabattZ February 28, 2021

Guns are for sissies, real men throw knives! 

When you're fighting some bank robbing criminals with your siblings and one of them needs a good ઽταв

Diego: Guns are for sissies, real men throw knives! *throws knives*

Jim, a news reporter: *from outside* I've been in many hostage situations like this, and it can escalate very quickly.

Guns are for sissies, real men throw knives! by Nancyyyyyyyy April 18, 2019

Sussiest baka 

The thing you tried to search on urban dictionary but never found a definition about it so here comes one

When the imposter is really super duper amogus sussy amogus very sussy imposter your mother sus

Person 1.: I got imposter thrice in a role
Person 2.: you're the sussiest baka

Sussiest baka by gaming_g0d August 2, 2022

Sussiest 

When someone is the most sus out of a group of people

Person 1: Man that guy is the sussiest person I know.
Person 2: I bet he's the imposter!

Sussiest by The Imposter From Among Us April 8, 2021

The Sessie 

The act of masturbating 7 guys (1 in each hand, 1 in each armpit, 1 in each kneepit, and 1 footsie) all while demolishing 5 double whoppers competitive eating style.

Oh damn, did you see Mason doing the Sessie last night at the bowling alley?! Yeah, his grandma didn't look too impressed but that Channel 13 News guy got mad camera angles on that show!

The Sessie by Pueblo Sanchez January 27, 2011

secsies

A sexier way of saying "second", a measurement of time.

I'll see you in a few secsies!

secsies by MelPDX January 29, 2009