sessho

when a woman want's multiple big black men in their room, standing around and looking at them aggressively

Becky is such a bitch, she prolly like's sessho

by Mees Musdas June 16, 2022

dung session

The politically correct terminology for taking a poop on a toilet.

In an effort to conserve water, it was suggested that people only flush their toilets once every two works, or after 14 healthy dung sessions, whichever comes first. Flushing toilets infrequently would cut back significantly on waste of water and will make people feel warm and fuzzy inside for doing a good thing to save the environment.

by HappyDungston February 2, 2012

mid session depression

Mid session depression is the emotional feeling one gets during a Sesh. The most common reason for this phenomenon is the realisation that the night is almost over.

Looks like he’s suffering from mid session depression.

by The Danny O July 23, 2018

Salt Session

(salt-session) a conversation between two people filled with a solid unspoken undertone of jealousy, hatred, or envy; two or more people both holding negative vibes towards one another without others knowing, in an area surrounded by their peers; a bitter conversation between two people who have had a problem in the past

"there's going to be a salt session at the cookout this weekend when Uncle Johnny sees Tommy, because Uncle Johnny has always been jealous of him for no reason"

by Gerard Truesdale June 18, 2008

Manipal Sessionals

The phase when videos like gangnam style, harlem shake become viral. In exact words, its the period or the time when there's time for everything else but for the sessionals. This generally starts a week before the exams.

Peter : Kitty! Manipal sessionals are on, lets go make a harlem shake video !

by IntenseShizBro February 17, 2013

Depression session

When we all sit on our ass and look at depressing memes or/and depressing songs. when you day becomes really shit and you sit by yourself feeling numb.

friend1: "depression session"
friend2: "same"
me; *sends link to depressing playlist* "lmao same"

by moldy_bellybuttons January 28, 2019

Sasshole

Combination of the word "sassy" and "asshole". A person of great sarcastic wit, with the only thing keeping them from being a complete and utter asshole is their intentional comedic sass.

Person #1: "Did you hear what Matthew said yesterday?"
Person #2: "No, but I hear his Z-formation was impeccable!"
Person #1: "He is such a sasshole!"

by TheOrangeTicTac January 22, 2014