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Serpentine 

A last minute thrown together strategy that revolves around strafing left to right and right to left in rapid succession. It will most likely result in failure when the opponent learns of the obvious pattern.
"We're surrounded. What are we gonna do?!"
"SERPENTINE!"
Serpentine by The Majick March 15, 2008

Serpentious 

SERPENTious is a word that derives its roots from the words SERPENT and surreptiTIOUS serpent as in snake and surreptitious as in sneaky represents a person who is seen as a sneaky character and and has snake like behavior in they way of always sliding in and out of conversation.
'i am feeling in a very serpentious mood'
Serpentious by serpentious July 31, 2006

Serpentile 

A Serpent Goddess who's function is to restore the human selves thru shedding of old skin into new skin. A internal and external renewal of the human self.
Serpentile
Serpentile by Oxnylia March 16, 2014

Toilet Serpentine 

The awkward yet curious movement you make while trying to find out who lies behind your closed bathroom stall door.
Joe: "Dude, if you didn't Toilet Serpentine, I would have dropped a massive butt nig while Mr. Crowers was in here."

Serpentine Logic 

To twist science facts presented to politicians for ulterior motives related to manipulating public support for large class-action lawsuits. The enactment of legislation with the intent of changing the state rock (mineral) designation to pander to a group of wealthy personal injury lawyers that have deliberately misled state congressmen on the geological relationship of serpentine to asbestos. Asbestoid materials may be derived from serpentine, but not all shiny blue and green serpentine is chrysotile (asbestoid form only).

California was the first, in 1965, to designate a State Rock. States in the USA that have significant mineral deposits often create a state mineral, rock, stone or gemstone to promote interest in their natural resources. For instance, in 2009, West Virginia named bituminous coal as their state rock.

Geologists have rallied to oppose the bill, arguing that there is no way to be harmed from casual exposure to natural serpentine rock.
Geologists throughout the US have scorned the proposed change of the state rock designation, pointing to the legal lobby petitioners Serpentine logic in blaming the mineral family as the cause of mesothelioma in order to sway personal injury court judgments to their favor.
Serpentine Logic by Intuit July 20, 2010

Cincinnati Serpentine Belt

The Cincinnati serpentine belt occurs when one sexual partner proceeds to lick a male partner from the starting point of the back of his gooch, around the ballsack, across the right hip, wrapping in to the top of the ass crack on downward, finally ending up at the goochback once again. Thus completing a dirty, sensational, serpentine cleansing of the nether regions. Usually about $50 for a full service.
Todd scheduled Nick for his first Cincinnati Serpentine Belt service last night, and Nick walked away a changed man.
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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