serenfuckity

The occurrence of events by chance in a way that screws you over

I finally got my project car running that night it was stolen. I found it the next day with the windshield smashed. On the way home I got pulled over and the cops found drugs in the car, what serenfuckity

serenfuckity by Christique April 26, 2023

serendickity 

When a girl gets play when she least expects it.

"I wasn't even to go out, but it was a night of serendickity! I made out with that cutie pie all night long."

serendickity by AP Style June 22, 2009

Serendickity 

ser·en·dick·i·ty

ˌser-ən-ˈdik-ə-tē
noun

1. The phenomenon by which a person who persists in being a asshole eventually, and often spectacularly, receives their just deserts; poetic justice with a vulgar twist. The asshole gets fucked by the giant dick of life.

Etymology: From serendipity (happy accident) + dick (jerk, or phallic). Coined to describe the universe’s uncanny ability to punish assholes.

Synonyms: karma, poetic justice, cosmic irony.

Ryan finally got his come uppance, Serendickity bro.

Serendickity by Dildardo September 4, 2025

Serendickity 

ser·en·dick·i·ty

ˌser-ən-ˈdik-ə-tē
noun

1. The phenomenon by which a person who persists in being a asshole eventually, and often spectacularly, receives their just deserts; poetic justice with a vulgar twist. The asshole gets fucked by the giant dick of life.

Etymology: From serendipity (happy accident) + dick (jerk, or phallic). Coined to describe the universe’s uncanny ability to punish assholes.

Synonyms: karma, poetic justice, cosmic irony.

Josh finally got what he deserved, Serendickity bro.

Serendickity by Dildardo September 4, 2025