sepposemia 

An infection of the ears, caused by the proximity of someone speaking in an American accent, especially when said person is exaggerating his accomplishments or speaking in glowing terms of his home land and culture.

General symptoms: loathing; desire to abuse the source, verbally and physically.

Damn, man...i think i've got sepposemia. Dave's been spruiking on with shit again.

sepposemia by sepposemia July 31, 2005