semen trees
Commonly located in business parks across commercial America, these trees blossom in early spring and produce beautiful, multi-petaled white flowers - which happen to smell exactly like semen.
Woman: Hey Darnell, do you smell what's coming from these trees that line the boulevard? I can't seem to put my finger on what it is, but I absolutely love it!
Man: Those are semen trees, Tina. I always knew you were a fucking whore.
Man: Those are semen trees, Tina. I always knew you were a fucking whore.
semen trees by Arthur in Hoboken July 8, 2016
Get the semen trees mug.