the act of someone talking like they are going to do something about or to someone or something, and everybody around them know they are not about to do anything.
"i'm bout to whoop yo a$$".{but i justgot beat down yesterday}thats sellin wolf tickets
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.