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To pwn oneself
>>And then I said, "I thought you had a girlfriend?"

/facepalm, selfpwnd tbh<<
Selfpwn by Zerazar October 24, 2008
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It is the act of hurting or destroying oneself in computer games without any positive outcome. First used by Kaycee, of clan dHz(Half-life), Malaysia when she blew up her own satchel charge while forgetting it was nearby.
You just selfpwned.
rofl that was a selfpwn.
selfpwn by iicaie October 16, 2008

self-pwn 

1: When you do something utterly stupid, it causes something bad to happen to you

2: suicide

3: Variation of self-own
Guy 1: He slipped on his skateboard and fell down the stairs, breaking his neck.

Guy 2: Self-PWNED!
self-pwn by Tacosniffer May 19, 2006

self-pwn 

When an attempt to insult someone (or pwn them) backfires and results in self-humiliation.
<PersonA> eat my fucking shit
<PersonB> I would but I'm too busy suckin yo daddeh's cock
<PersonA> ....
<PersonB> er, wait..
<PersonC> self-pwn
<PersonB> fuck
self-pwn by Snake0 July 7, 2007

selfpenetrator 

1. noun - a person who is so narcissistic that, if it were possible, would have sexual intercourse with themselves

2. verb - selfpenetrating - the act of being overly and unnecessarily narcissistic
1. (noun) Ronnie, who kisses his reflection in the mirror every morning after he dresses, is a complete selfpenetrator.

2. (verb.) Jenny is in the girls bathroom gazing at herself in the mirror, flipping her hair and puckering her lips and is other words selfpenetrating.
selfpenetrator by pandarex November 24, 2009

Selfpwned 

A guy who pwned him self.
He did somethin stupid against himself.
*See the definition for pwned
-Help me i used hack in your Counter-Strike server and now i got ban from the server.
-Selfpwned.
Selfpwned by Alex Ivanov May 31, 2006
1. to make a fool of yourself 2. get really really messed up (beat up, drunk, not coherent) 3. cellphone
"Man you see that boof ass nigga there? Last night he was on that selfown"
"Yeah I'll give him a call, lemme see your selfown"
selfown by phos October 1, 2005
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