self service
Pulled in to get some gash, but all they had was red diesel, had to go to the john for some self service.
self service by aereilly July 30, 2003
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Self Service
Self service can be also described as masturbating, sucking your own genitals, fingering your anus.
Females can do this also.
Females can do this also.
Self Service by Yeah that. June 27, 2011
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self service
mostly found in facebook when a person post something on his/her wall and surprisingly that person will be the first one to LIKE his/her own post and COMMENT on his/her own post. It's like talking to yourself.
Keeshia Pretty: Im feeling sexy!
Keeshia like this.
Keeshia: yeah right!
Keeshia: hahahaha!
Keeshia: this is self service..LOL!
Keeshia like this.
Keeshia: yeah right!
Keeshia: hahahaha!
Keeshia: this is self service..LOL!
self service by red1845 April 26, 2010
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self service by Pipetrain6969 February 11, 2008
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self service by ohdear9762 December 23, 2013
Self Service
To make a statement to return serve (see served)
In order for self service to occur, the subject must state a fact that is obviously incorrect, mispronounce words or to basically make a fool of one's self in a feeble attempt to make a own of another individual. A successful 'service match' requires an umpire.
Once self-service has occured, the individual who served himself got owned.
In order for self service to occur, the subject must state a fact that is obviously incorrect, mispronounce words or to basically make a fool of one's self in a feeble attempt to make a own of another individual. A successful 'service match' requires an umpire.
Once self-service has occured, the individual who served himself got owned.
(Note: whilst serving at a 'basic' level, serves don't need to make much sense).
Chris:"You're gay!"
Oli: "So's your face!"
Chris:"So's your mother's face".
Oli: "Uhhh...if my mother's face is gay, what does that make mine?"
Umpire Sean: "Lol, self service!"
Chris:"You got owned buddy"
*walks off with the ladies*
In this example, note the similaor subject between serves, this is common whilst servage is occuring. When a Ralleigh gets going, serves tend to get more complex.
Chris:"You're gay!"
Oli: "So's your face!"
Chris:"So's your mother's face".
Oli: "Uhhh...if my mother's face is gay, what does that make mine?"
Umpire Sean: "Lol, self service!"
Chris:"You got owned buddy"
*walks off with the ladies*
In this example, note the similaor subject between serves, this is common whilst servage is occuring. When a Ralleigh gets going, serves tend to get more complex.
Self Service by MoooF December 26, 2006
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Self-Service by karl hungus February 9, 2005
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