self pollinator

A pollite way of suggesting a person is a wanker, tosser or masturbator.
Charles please don't take this personally, but you sir are a self pollinator and it would please me if you would urinate off.
by Cycofy April 01, 2017
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Self-Pollinate

self-stimulation or masturbation
I'm going to self-pollinate
by Vinxjo September 19, 2009
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Self Pollination

Self pollination occurs when a male distributes poop into a cup, then turns on a fan and, while facing the fan, empties the cup's contents onto the fan, spraying chopped poop all over the man.
Ricky was feeling very bored at his house, so he decided to try self pollination to satisfy his curiosity. He was very surprised with the results, so he decided to recommend this maneuver to his friend, Cody.
by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 22, 2011
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