self defeces 

Is a tactical countermeasure that involves defending oneself by shitting your self. it is a legal justification for the use of feces in times of danger.

Kid 1 : "Hey, how did you stop that bully from beating you up"
kid 2: "I stopped him by using self defeces"

Kid 1 : "Oh nice you shit yourself to as a method of self defense, GENIUS! "

self defeces by 12many1s November 6, 2014

Self Defeces 

A defense mechanism that one uses in prevention of being raped. While the rapist tries to put in penis into someone's butthole, the victim simply shits themselves to push the penis out. The rapist cannot successfully put his penis in, while his victim is pushing shit out

Cop: "How did you prevent that man from raping you?"
Victim: "It's simple, I just used some self defeces and now his dick smells like shit"

Self Defeces by Kanye's penis December 15, 2017

Procreate then Selfdefenestrate 

Part of a galaxy brain chain based on cum and go, ejaculate and evacuate, shoot your goo then bid her adieu, etc.

Person 1= Hey have you seen the galaxy brain meme dude
Person 2= Oh yeah dude the one about the dude nailing his gf, so funny

Person 1= Procreate then Selfdefenestrate!? HAHAHA LOL LMAO

this is so sad can we hit 69 likes?

Procreate then Selfdefenestrate by ThePastafarian October 6, 2018