self abuse

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idk how to put self abuse in a sentence lol

self abuse by head? April 17, 2020

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Self abuse

Used normally in a disgusted tone of voice, it refers to wanking, contrary to Genesis 38.6. Also referred to as "secret vice".

"Self abuse... is... immoral... and will not be tolerated... for it is contrary to scripture."

Self abuse by KHD August 20, 2003

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self-abuse log

Something to help you track the number of times you jerk off in a day. Great to compare with others and attempt to find out who's the biggest pervert.

I don't remember...I don't keep a self-abuse log!

self-abuse log by deathmetalfan November 30, 2011

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Self Abusement

When you hurt yourself like your dad did before he left you

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Self Abusement by GeneralAJ August 24, 2021

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Abused Radioator Steam Birthmark Oppurtunity Of Self-Discovery by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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