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self abuse 

idk how to put self abuse in a sentence lol
self abuse by head? April 17, 2020
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Self abuse 

Used normally in a disgusted tone of voice, it refers to wanking, contrary to Genesis 38.6. Also referred to as "secret vice".
"Self abuse... is... immoral... and will not be tolerated... for it is contrary to scripture."
Self abuse by KHD August 20, 2003

self-abuse log 

Something to help you track the number of times you jerk off in a day. Great to compare with others and attempt to find out who's the biggest pervert.
I don't remember...I don't keep a self-abuse log!
self-abuse log by deathmetalfan November 30, 2011

Self Abusement 

When you hurt yourself like your dad did before he left you
Self Abusement by GeneralAJ August 24, 2021

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