self abuse

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idk how to put self abuse in a sentence lol

self abuse by head? April 17, 2020

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Self abuse

Used normally in a disgusted tone of voice, it refers to wanking, contrary to Genesis 38.6. Also referred to as "secret vice".

"Self abuse... is... immoral... and will not be tolerated... for it is contrary to scripture."

Self abuse by KHD August 20, 2003

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self-abuse log

Something to help you track the number of times you jerk off in a day. Great to compare with others and attempt to find out who's the biggest pervert.

I don't remember...I don't keep a self-abuse log!

self-abuse log by deathmetalfan November 30, 2011

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Self Abusement

When you hurt yourself like your dad did before he left you

Self Abusement

Self Abusement by GeneralAJ August 24, 2021

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Abused Radioator Steam Birthmark Oppurtunity Of Self-Discovery by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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