self abuse 

masturbation

idk how to put self abuse in a sentence lol

self abuse by head? April 17, 2020

Self abuse 

Used normally in a disgusted tone of voice, it refers to wanking, contrary to Genesis 38.6. Also referred to as "secret vice".

"Self abuse... is... immoral... and will not be tolerated... for it is contrary to scripture."

Self abuse by KHD August 20, 2003

self-abuse log 

Something to help you track the number of times you jerk off in a day. Great to compare with others and attempt to find out who's the biggest pervert.

I don't remember...I don't keep a self-abuse log!

self-abuse log by deathmetalfan November 30, 2011

Self Abusement 

When you hurt yourself like your dad did before he left you

Self Abusement

Self Abusement by GeneralAJ August 24, 2021

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jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020