selective taste buds
A disease affecting the taste buds that results in an inability to decipher tastes correctly on a consistent basis. A condition brought on mainly by sleep deprivation, excessive consumption of M.R.E.s and hot coffee. Symptoms include: failure to recognize a watermelon heart, addiction to products containing caffeine, an obsessive compulsive need to salt melons, and...stubbornness.
selective taste buds by Ian's Princess September 17, 2008
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