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Is a kind of guy that that cares for people he is very nice and kind, loves to give advice he doesn't care about what people and is very fun to hang around and talk to...
Seim is the best......
Seim by .=/?/=='"" January 4, 2020
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Seim is a guy who will never spend money never! And never lose on argument he win or you will get murderd
Look at seim he never lost an argument
Seim by Decode se May 25, 2022

seimen demon 

your nice penis when you have an orgasm your seimen demon explodes
coach is going to invert my seimen demon
seimen demon by landin porson March 7, 2019

Seimming 

The process of attaching two pieces of cloth together with ejaculation fluid.
Me: *making a jacket for my jacket potato*
Roommate: dude wtf, get some pants on, I was gonna eat that potato!
Me: too late now, I'm seimming a jacket for him.
Seimming by Juicy D. Devon March 31, 2020

Seimen Magnet 

A Seimen Magnet is someone who attracts STD's at a quicker pace than the rest of those who are sexually active. You can generally recognise these types by their plasterboard makeup, low cut tops, almost invisible skirts despite the weather being a minus degree or several outside. Also see 'slut', 'sure thing' and 'how soon can I get a doctors appointment?' for more information.
"If you want to get laid, just go find a Seimen Magnet at the club. But double rubber it."
Seimen Magnet by Geektacular February 10, 2015
Microsoft Flight Simultor

Mandeeps Moms dildo, Also simulates her pleasures
S-eim by M.C.D November 18, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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