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Seibt is the last name of someone who is devious for some big succulent cock. Seibt's are originally from Germany and so have a tendency to shive a variety of sausages up their own asses. Seibt's have a particular licking to men found on the Indian subcontinent. Despite lacking large penises, Seibt's love the Indian peoples brown, almost burnt skin, to contrast their vampire like, pale German skin.
John Seibt was undyingly horny for Justin.
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Not a baddie but a SEINT 

A Hero who fight's the forces of EVIL!
Honour is "Not a baddie but a SEINT"!
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A person with either a large nose, a bowl cut, or the ability to play the clarinet. Descendant of both the squidward and the shanth
Max looked towards the boy, and said

"God, that kid is SUCH a Seibert!"
Seibert by sluurp October 25, 2009

Droppin' a Seibel 

To fart with either extreme stench (room-clearing) or a fart of epic proportions
Dude i ate too much at Taco Bell earlier - I feel like Droppin' a Seibel...

Shibtard 

One who only holds Shib Inu cryptocurrency
Bobby: Hey, are you into crypto?
Danny: Yeah, I have a bunch of Shib coins.
Bobby: Do you have anything else?
Danny: No, only Shib.
Bobby: You are a complete Shibtard!
Shibtard by Schmac October 12, 2021
A foreign object ejected from the butthole or vagina.
"that thing came at me like a flying seifter!"
seifter by Joachim Preza February 17, 2008
A Utah based MLM (aka pyramid scheme) formerly known as Maskara that pushes overpriced makeup products to young conservative housewives in rural areas by falsely leading them to believe that they’re running their own independent businesses. Most newly recruited “makeup artists” (downlines) rarely turn out a profit worth the fees+time spent and the effort of their labors. The MLM has a very cult-like orange & white aesthetic to it with toxic positivity being pushed to the max to sell product. Uplines often spend thousands of their husband’s income attempting to present an image of fake wealth and success to their potential recruits on their walking billboard of an Instagram/Facebook account.
Cody from KY: Yeah, so the wife says she’s startin er own beauty business thru this here company called Seint. I’m hopin this’ll make us enough extra money to finally be able to afford to build us a proper chicken coop to keep all them coons out. Money’s real tight right now what with the saw mill being down and the church needing 10% of our pre tax income.

Tyler from TN: Take her phone and delete her Facebook and Instagram before she gets sucked in and you both get bled dry of what’s left of your monthly paycheck. That right there’s a pyramid scheme, son. Jesse’s cousin’s wife got tricked into that one and she blew thousands of his hard earned dollars before she alienated herself from all her friends and had to quit. Let her do that and you’ll never be able to afford that fancy Italian Benelli M4 you’ve been talking about gettin every dang dove season for the past five years. Just have her go back to babysitting the neighbors kids.

Cody from KY: Aw shucks, I should never been so easy on her dropping out of her pre reqs for nursing school at the community college. Now she done has no job options and is all depressed like cause we can’t afford to make a baby without goin on welfare.
Seint by Jesse’sCousin January 3, 2022