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seemann by adnan k aaaa February 15, 2004
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Seeman
A last name of German etymology that subjects the so-named to merciless teasing throughout their life due to its uncanny similarity to an ejaculated bodily fluid.
Your last name is 'Seeman'? HAHAHAHAHA!
Seeman by Reciprocity September 10, 2008
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Seeman Reflection
When a man masterbates standing over a mirror so that he can ejaculate on the reflection of his own face....
example of a Seeman Reflection:
"I shot my load on my own face, then I cleaned the mirror and hung it back on the wall"
See Man Reflection
"I shot my load on my own face, then I cleaned the mirror and hung it back on the wall"
See Man Reflection
Seeman Reflection by Joedaddy1980 February 7, 2009
Seeanna
Seeanna is amazing.
Seeman Madhesh
He's a magical creature who creates positive impact wherever he is. Always sees the positive side of anything/ anyone. One should treat him best if he/she wants be successful in their career. If you are looking for luck, Seeman Madhesh is the creature you need.
If you find Seeman Madhesh you are 1 in 1000000000000.
If you find Seeman Madhesh you are 1 in 1000000000000.
Seeman Madhesh by Crazy human November 25, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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