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Section Leader 

An ASDA employee of significantly reduced intellectual capacity, paid a pittance to serve as a manager's dogsbody. Proficient in cock-sucking, incompetent in every aspect of retail management.
Synonyms; Section Womble, Cock Womble, Section Retard, Cretin.
I applied for the Section Leader position but they rejected me because I spelled Section Leader correctly.

national throw the section leader day 

are you in band or strings ?? then this day is for you !! on this day you should throw your section leader because they deserve it. this day march 21st each year
“hey did you hear it’s national throw the section leader day”

Co-Section Leaders 

Multiple section leaders of a given section in a Marching Band, Co-section leaders, at first glance, are very similar to the Section Leader. They are usually bitter with each other and will often argue on how the section should be led. Most of the time, one "leads" the section while the other gives positive encouragement.
I heard next year's trumpet section will have co-section leaders. Yikes
Co-Section Leaders by SLShydino72 November 22, 2015
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Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
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I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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