For most men, this is the front of their underwear, right alongside their junk, which is most accessible when quickly shoplifting a steak.
I watched him grab the meaty, high-end filet mignon and speedily squirrel it away into his secret steakpocket where most folks were unlikely to notice its otherwise obvious, almost obscene bulge.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 30, 2019
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