Secret Friend 

A same or opposite-sex friend crush on someone you admire and want to befriend. This person possess qualities you look for in a friend. Although you've never officially met them, you consider them a future friend and will go to drastic measures to reach true friendship.

"Hey, Danielle. Where are you studying tonight?"

"Oh, hey Katie. I checked out facebook today, and my secret friend, James, works at Starbucks. I overheard him talking to a friend in lecture today saying he has to work tonight. I think I'm gonna hit up Starbucks later!"

"NIIIIICE. I can see your Secret Friendship really blossoming tonight. I'll go with you for moral support."

Secret Friend by Katie & Danielle & Jane May 8, 2008

Secret Best Friend 

The person who is basically your best friend. You tell them everything and they tell you everything, but people don't really know you are best friends or don't expect you to be best friends because you are very different from each other.

Person 1: Yeah, that's my best friend, you didn't know?
Person 2: REALLY?! That's so unexpected! He's so well-known! You're...yeah.
Person 1: Yeah, we're secret best friends. People don't really know about our friendship, but we've been best friends for a really long time.

Mahesh is my secret best friend.

Secret Best Friend by mablenda. March 3, 2011

Secrets Don't Make Friends 

Your words are deadly weapons, killing me, destroying me.

Fuck You!! Secrets Don't Make Friends!! Secrets Don't Make Friends!! Secrets Don't Make...

Secrets Don't Make Friends by XBandaidgesX June 10, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008