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second wind 

1) When you completely pass out at a party to the point of being comatose and then ressurect from the dead like Jesus.
Oh man, did you guys see Schueler? Ten minutes ago we had to drag his limp body to his bed and now he is shotguning beers and taking shots. Talk about a second wind.
second wind by Papa Shiz December 9, 2008

Second Wind 

Previous to the act of masturbation and the primary finish, it is when the penis exerts tiny amounts semen from the penis after a first clean-up has already been made. Usually resulting in minor to major inconvenience for the individual who participated in masturbating.
Paul just finished all over himself after masturbating and cleaned up. He sat down and a few minutes went by when he looked down his pants to find there was some left over semen coming from the tip of his penis. He then ran to the bathroom to go and clean up his second wind.

second wind 

1.) when you're jogging, about to fall over dead, but you suddenly feel better
2.) when your ripping a fart, you think you're done, but you're not... more comes out
1.) i was jogging, about to die, but found my second wind
2.) man.. i ripped some huge ass.. thought i was done.. but then came another little squeeker
second wind by Jason November 5, 2003

Second Wind 

The spontaneous diarrhoea which always occurs after you've spent the past 20 minutes scrubbing the skid stains out your under garments. If your less educated: a wet fart
Isn't your grandma fabulous twerking, it looks like she's got her second wind.
Second Wind by H:moon April 4, 2015

second wind 

The act of urinating into a condom while still penetrating a woman, after orgasm and loss of erection. The inflation of the condom due to urine gives the woman the sensation that the man has regained his erection, and can perform again, i.e. a second wind.
After he climaxed, he wanted to impress his girlfriend with a quick recovery; but could only fake it with a second wind.
second wind by JamesHill014 December 19, 2008

second wind 

a girl who used to be percieved as ugly who is now realized to be attractive.
person 1: yo is that quinn?

person 2: yeah. its crazy i used to think she was so ugly.

person 3: i guess she just got her second wind
second wind by mcg swag August 29, 2011