Second Birthday

If someone says they have a second birthday, they may be referring to the day they should’ve died, but didn’t.

Person one: “Why is Janet saying she’s celebrating her second birthday today?”

Person two: “A year ago today she survived an overdose. It’s her second birthday because she should have died according to the doctors.”

by cosmobabe March 29, 2020

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025