If someone says they have a second birthday, they may be referring to the day they should’ve died, but didn’t.
Person one: “Why is Janet saying she’s celebrating her second birthday today?”
Person two: “A year ago today she survived an overdose. It’s her second birthday because she should have died according to the doctors.”
Person two: “A year ago today she survived an overdose. It’s her second birthday because she should have died according to the doctors.”
by cosmobabe March 29, 2020
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Person 2: Yes.
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Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025