sears tower suicide

The best, most awesome way to an hero. Guaranteed success, and an awesome fall to boot! Do it while it's snowing for maximum win.

Tom: Hey, how are you gonna kill yourself?
Me: Isn't it obvious - sears tower suicide all the way!

sears tower suicide by jackasaur January 1, 2012

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