seagum 

A bum with yellow teeth who thinks their a hardass.

Lol, yesterday that Seagum aaron tried to hit my cig.

seagum by Nwood July 4, 2007

justin seagull 

JUNGKOOK SEXY ASS SAYS JUSTIN SEAGULL

I like Justin seagull

justin seagull by STEPHYECLISPE December 2, 2017

Flock of Seagulls

It's something you call a person with a flock of seagulls hairstyle, which was the trademark of the 80's new wave band "A Flock of Seagulls"

Jules (Pulp Fiction): You, Flock of Seagulls, you know what we're here for??

Roger a.k.a. Flock of Seagulls: Yes

Jules: Then why don't you tell my boy here Vince, where you got the shit hid.

Flock of Seagulls by dhanush33352 March 25, 2020

seagulls, stop it now 

An absolutely hilarious music video by Bad Lip Reading. A parody of The Empire Strikes Back, the song has Yoda warning Luke Skywalker about the dangers seagulls pose to beachgoers. Many think the seagulls are a metaphor for the Clone Troopers, who wiped out most of the Jedi Order after the Clone Wars. Either way, the song is hilarious. Yoda also beats up poor R2-D2, puts a fish in their picnic basket, and, after Luke disses Yoda's singing, very menacingly warns him: "Don't fall asleep. DON'T. FALL. ASLEEP. "

Yoda: Nothing a little music can't help. Rockin. Rockin and Rollin. Down to the beach I'm strollin. But the seagulls, poke at my head, not fun!! Said seagulls, stop it now!!!!

seagulls, stop it now by That Bum You Saw On The Street March 30, 2019

great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere 

Something Theo saw on David Attenborough.

What are you talking 'bout mate? It's the great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere! Fascinating, really.

great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere by Superwogfan June 20, 2021

Secret Seagull 

A form of voyeurism in which the perpetrator masturbates and remains hidden whilst observing the fornication of others (e.g in a cupboard or under a bed). As the observed are reaching climax, the fapping phantom makes his presence known in a startling manner, ejaculating over the victims whilst cawing menacingly like a seagull.

Eoin: I was going down on Rebecca last night and Niall pulled a Secret Seagull on me!
Ryan: Oh shit what happened?
Eoin: I was about to scream at him to leave but before I could, a barrage of semen hit the back of my throat.

Secret Seagull by theOrnithologicalShadow October 12, 2014

seagull administration 

A form of administration in which the performer drops in, squawks, deposits a lot of shit, and flies off to new parts.

Our unesteemed boss conducted seagull administration: he liked to drop in occasionally, randomly criticize without inquiry or understanding, and then go on, never to bring up the matter again. We came to regard that as part of the on-the-job entertainment.

seagull administration by Duckbutt November 27, 2005