seafood platter

a nasty non cleanly woman, smells of tuna and is likely to give you crabs

damn that club last night was just crawling with seafood platter

by ebanddanielle January 2, 2008

seafood platter eater

A woman whom has sapphic tendencies and doesn't necessarily identify as lesbian but whom definitely performs cunnilingus on other women.

"Alice is a real seafood platter eater and no, she doesn't like going to Red Lobster either. She likes fur burgers!"

by Earthling Kid October 26, 2006