Sead 

Sead means the most handsome dude you have ever seen. He get every girls like Drake but has a ligma like ninja . He has a lines are “bring that ass here girl”

I want to be like Sead.
Friend “Let’s play cod”
Me ”bet”
Friend “ Don’t play like Sead again”

Sead by GoldenBomber December 13, 2018

Sead 

a boring person who never does anything fun! they just sit around all day playing xbox 360.

"why are you becoming a Sead?

Sead by calieeyys February 10, 2009

Sead 

A dirty Bosnian sheep shagger that gets yelled at by his dishwasher

Sead the sheep shagging bozo

Sead by Don ky dik September 22, 2021

Seadonkey Exchange 

An online dating service such as lavalife where you basically look through an online menu of girls and try to arrange a hookup. High volume traders on the seadonkey exchange frequently arrange to meet their prospective piece of ass in a public place so that if they end up being butt ugly they can easily bail on the chick. Other times, guys will have their friends go to the prospective girls place of employment to see if she is too nasty to hit up. It is a Generally Accepted Seadonkey Principle (GASP), that 95% of the girls on seadonkey exchange websites are repulsive. Yet, some men are attracted to the fuck and chuck aspect of the whorish online women. Seadonkey exchanges should be used sparingly and only in times of desparation as they will most certainly result in a large ashamed list.

Barry: Hey Levi, can you go to REI and see if this chick that works there is worth my time?
Levi: Did you meet her on the seadonkey exchange Barry?
Barry: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Levi: It's just that you already have the biggest ashamed list of anybody I know by far. You sure you want to do this?
Barry: Yeah man, I really need some head and my back massaging tool just doesn't get me off like it used to.

Seadonkey Exchange by Lazynutz July 17, 2005

Floppy seadog 

When a man has his dick inserted in a girl when is isn't hard.

Man1: Dude this morning when i woke up after the party i was giving some fat chick a floppy seadog

Man2: Ah gross.

Floppy seadog by Worlds Best BMXer March 11, 2010

curdled seadog

A form of an orgy in which a guy and girl have bareback sex on a boat, after which another man then has sex with the same girl causing the other man's semen to curdle.

Jim: Hey Tod whudda you say me, you and your girlfriend do a curdled seadog friday night.
Tod: Why are you always trying to have sex with my girlfriend man?

Damn bro dat bitch be a curdled seadog

curdled seadog by P0JI December 25, 2011

seadonkey 

a girl so ugly and hideous that normal words cannot describe her so you must resort to referring to her in the terms of manatee or some water elephant type creatures

i saw john last night heading home from the club with that seadonkey. man he must have been wasted!

seadonkey by spc diggins October 30, 2007