a boys ballzac... sperm look like seamonkeys, and ballzac hold em, hence sea monkey bank
id love for her to suck his bank
by laura June 17, 2004
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Right to sleep last night........had an unscheduled Sea Monkey Stampede.
by Johannes Baptine March 14, 2023
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Laboratory test monkeys that are disposed of by tossing them into the sea once test studies are completed, or when research funds are completely depleted
Green Peace found guiltily in the "Sea Monkeys" Trial by facilitating in the demise of lab monkeys that could no longer be utilized in future test studies due to their ill health from past test studies by tossing them into the sea while locked inside their cages from the deck of the Sea Shepherd.
by Garm93 July 31, 2021
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When a female squirts a man's seaman from her vagina into a toilet to dispose of it after intercourse, but refrains from flushing the ejaculate down the bowl.
Bro, did you cream pie that 19 year old emo bitch last night? She left sea monkeys in my toilet bowl then high tailed it to Planned Parenthood in your mom's Ford Fiesta.
by SnusOrDie November 29, 2014
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a stupid sounding person or if someone has a bad stutter.
" he was such a sea monkey when he spoke"
by rickadoi January 14, 2023
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