shit in your mom's mouth for 50p

it's pretty self explanatory

person 1: oh yeah, ur mom is dead!
person 2: yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american

shit in your mom's mouth for 50p by chris cringle September 4, 2004

That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night 

A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."

Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.

That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night by jazmine1 April 19, 2018

National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day 

September 20th is officially National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day. On this day it is legal to drop kick your mom and knock out her teeth, any other day this would be considered a crime.

Person 1: Yo did you hear September 20th is National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day?
Person 2: Yea I’m so excited!!

National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day by yomommathic April 18, 2020

big ass shlong in your mom 

when u have a big dick and put it in your birth giver

boy 1. damn did u put that big ass shlong in your mom before this its so wet and juicy
boy2. yes

big ass shlong in your mom by big ones only February 26, 2022

Your mom eats rye bread in the shower

Your mom eating rye bread in the shower is when your mom eats rye bread while taking a shower.

Your mom eats rye bread in the shower

Your mom eats rye bread in the shower by Buddyjjl November 3, 2011

The sound your mom makes in bed

When your father and mother have a sexual intercourse.

The sound your mom makes in bed:
Mom: AhhhhHhhHh~
Dad: Ngh~
Mom: OH YEAH DADDY~
Dad: You like that~
Mom: Yes~ Daddy~ Harder~
Dad: You look so hot right now~
Mom: AhHH~
Dad: *cums*

The sound your mom makes in bed by Big.Brain.Loser May 10, 2022

Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time 

Yes mam pls ask you to do with afsar ashwin sanjay and afsar are u happy pu to the world of the disease in a chil world all the real name of a trapezium of the disease that

Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time yes

Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time by SafireX (GD) September 11, 2022