scrubful

Not Good

The party was scrubful.
There was a pretty scrubful guy there too.

by Lucien February 28, 2004

Scrufulous

Scrufulous: (Adj.) A person with the following traits, hobbies, and or possessions.
- Is allergic to anything that may contradict their personal body Oder.

- Owns/spends time with animals that are additive to the Scrufulous' wretched smell (Ferret)
- Will not allow others personal time in the bathroom, may force you out of the bathroom to encourage belief that they may wash.
- Probably works at taco bell
- Buys mass amounts of perishable goods and allows them to rot in the common spaces
- Forms unhealthy obsessions with others who may or may not know they exist

If encountered with a Scrufulous, you should proceed with caution, as they easily become attached. The Scrufulous is a delicate creature surviving on the sole hope to mate with another Scrufulous or simply convince a "Norm" to procreate.

Person one: "God, my room mate is a total Scrufulous! I was taking a shower and he knocked on the door until I came out and then locked me out!"

Person two: "Wait, is that the same one that smells like a pee matted ferret?"

Person one: "Yes, that my Scrufulous room mate."

by Sveiks November 8, 2009

Scrubbulous

Adj: A playa trying to front without any flow.

Noun: A playa who is good at scoring free loot from people.

Ryan was up in da club thinkin' he was all that and a bag of chips but he was really just frontin' scrubbulous

Man do i like rolling wit Cory, he gets all sorts of free stuff because he is so scrubbulous.

by SirWickofLine May 6, 2009

Scrubfuckery

Scrubfuckery is the phenomenon of scrubs (broke ass jive ass turkey ass mufuckas) still managing to get laid in lieu of their lack of funds and inability to pay for anything. Biochemical engineering analysts conclude that the "Scrub" emits a subtle yet powerful pheromone that alters the minds of those around him, causing an outpouring of generosity and admiration directed at the Scrub. This can be thought of as a subconscious Jedi mind trick. Political analysts call it "Reverse-Communism," and can lead to a further state known as "Gettinfreeshitism."

Damn I dont know how he does it. Bitches just goin' to him.
Yeah ain't he broke as a joke?
Fo sho'. Scrub status. But, there it is plain as day.
Yeah, nigga still gettin laid.
Straight Scrubfuckery homie.

by gotmoneyjones March 10, 2010

Scrubula

A combination of 'scrub' and a denotation of 'dracula', meaning that the person being called this is just an all around scrub or noob that brings everyone around down such as dracula.

Girl: I wanna work but I hate working.

Boy: Why are you such a scrubula?

Girl: What's that?

Boy: smh

by Sir Scrubs a lot November 7, 2011

Scruffulupagus

One having a lot of scruffy hair growth and in need of a shave. One day's worth of growth, but less than a beard.

1. man with five o'clock shadow but especially the next following morning
2. woman who fails to shave her legs for a couple of days

guy to his gal: "Good morning sweetheart"
gal by to her guy: "Well good morning to you too, Scruffulupagus."

by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf October 7, 2015