Scrub the Pig

To 'scrub the pig' is to have a wash/bath/shower.

e.g.
I can't come out just yet, I've got to scrub the pig first.

OR

Gees that guy smells like he's got a dead rat up his arse. He can't have scrubbed the pig in a week.

by Romany Ravenflame July 05, 2009

scrub pig

A short, fat woman that belives shes is country bitch but lives in a town. Usually hangs around pubs weekdays and clubs weekends. Takes anything she can get

Oi check out that scrub pig

Bro you should have seen damo take home this scrub pig the other night

by Dbrooksderela February 13, 2018

Pig scrubbing

Masturbating a guy with smegma, dick cheese, etc. or any other strong smelling substance.

There's no lube, but your dick cheese is slimy, I'll just use that! That's nasty you pig scrubbing bitch! Use spit!

by Mr Mortician April 08, 2023