scrotum pirate Share definition Flag One who pillages the scrotum area, usually a biter of the nut sac. Well the closest thing would be phat andy. Phat andy is a scrotum pirate. scrotum pirate by Steve the fawkin cougar August 8, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the scrotum pirate mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch