The act of orally engulfing the entire male scrotum in one's mouth.

See also tea bag
Dolores was a real charmer. She gave me a total scrotal and then finished me off.
by hughmonger October 30, 2003
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The often genitally violent karmic results of your naughtiness. Those with unbalanced Chodal Karma must be purged with forceful propulsion of limbs towards the happy sack.

Scrotal Justice is enforced by the Scrotal Infantry who use Scrotal Violence as authorized by the Scrotal Magistrate.
Mr. Jones put on steel-toed boots in preparation to exact scrotal justice on his target offender.
by Nunonbreak November 04, 2006
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A white, salty substance created in the scrotum. The sap can be harvested by pumping on the trunk of the scotum. If the sap is not harvested for long periods of time it is sometimes secreted while the host of the scrotum is dormant.
When we finished up I blew my scrotal sap in her face.
by itsascrnnam July 06, 2009
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Beating the living shit out of the testicles with a large, heavy inanimate object to the point of annihilation.
You are going to get a scrotal jackhammer if you keep poking me in my eye you fucking monkey.
by Edge November 21, 2004
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The act of placing a scrotum over one's eyes, thereby restricting the amount of ambient light that an individual can perceive.
When I woke up I thought I had overslept, but soon realized that I was temporarily blinded by a scrotal eclipse.
by hoary marmot August 31, 2010
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When testicles are placed upon a set of eyes in a fashion which no light can shine past
by NarpSeal July 01, 2016
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