A healing or newly injured area anywhere between the navel and genitals.
The resulting coagulation of blood/
puss due to injury to the
gunt. Caused from any of the following:
Driving electric cart into fried chicken
case @ Walmart
Oversized belt buckle rubbing
gunt raw
Waxing fat
roll in expectation of intercourse
Slamming your fat lower abdomen in bread drawer
Reverse cowgirl with freshly shaved ass
Being blown by steampunks
Fucking Gary Coleman'
s corpse
Has been known to be a generated suggested gamertag on Xbox Live.
Also qualifies as a precursor to blue waffle taintzillitis or tiddy mcflippins.
WARNING: Highly contagious in mullatos and Tolkien readers
"The warts on my
fupa scraped your zipper while we were
fucking, now this morning I come to see I have
gunt scabs.
I'll need some antibiotic for that."