scientific dicks

1. A completely nonsense phrase invented in the middle of an unhinged rant, usually by someone who crushed a lot of beers and is now in a state of bliss over a grotto pizza

2. Tiny, over-engineered, lab-grade dicks supposedly designed for maximum “fit efficiency,” allowing an impossible quantity to be involved in the story purely because George has decided science is on his side.

George wouldn’t shut up about fitting half a dozen scientific dicks somewhere they definitely did not belong.

Ryan: George what do you think about dewey beach
George: It's a bunch of dicks and a bunch of asses
Ryan: Are you sure
George interrupting: and I'll fuck all those dicks right in my ass
Ryan: Oh my god, are you sure about that
George: Yes, I will fuck all those dicks right in my ass George takes a giant bite of pizza
Ryan: George, we're at grotto
George: Yup
Ryan: So are you sure about that.
George: Yes, I'm sure, I could fit so many, like half a dozen dicks in my ass, their scientific, dicks, silly scientific dicks in my ass, I'll fuck them up with a bunch of regular dicks
Ryan: Oh my god
George continuing: also in your ass
Ryan: oh my god George you are so fucked up right now
George: I don't know what you're talking about, I can eat so many sandwiches, you need a bunch of sandwiches, oh, is he gonna eat his pizza I'm gonna eat his pizza

scientific dicks by boondocks5 March 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008