1. A completely nonsense phrase invented in the middle of an unhinged rant, usually by someone who crushed a lot of beers and is now in a state of bliss over a grotto pizza
2. Tiny, over-engineered, lab-grade dicks supposedly designed for maximum “fit efficiency,” allowing an impossible quantity to be involved in the story purely because George has decided science is on his side.
2. Tiny, over-engineered, lab-grade dicks supposedly designed for maximum “fit efficiency,” allowing an impossible quantity to be involved in the story purely because George has decided science is on his side.
George wouldn’t shut up about fitting half a dozen scientific dicks somewhere they definitely did not belong.
Ryan: George what do you think about dewey beach
George: It's a bunch of dicks and a bunch of asses
Ryan: Are you sure
George interrupting: and I'll fuck all those dicks right in my ass
Ryan: Oh my god, are you sure about that
George: Yes, I will fuck all those dicks right in my ass George takes a giant bite of pizza
Ryan: George, we're at grotto
George: Yup
Ryan: So are you sure about that.
George: Yes, I'm sure, I could fit so many, like half a dozen dicks in my ass, their scientific, dicks, silly scientific dicks in my ass, I'll fuck them up with a bunch of regular dicks
Ryan: Oh my god
George continuing: also in your ass
Ryan: oh my god George you are so fucked up right now
George: I don't know what you're talking about, I can eat so many sandwiches, you need a bunch of sandwiches, oh, is he gonna eat his pizza I'm gonna eat his pizza
Ryan: George what do you think about dewey beach
George: It's a bunch of dicks and a bunch of asses
Ryan: Are you sure
George interrupting: and I'll fuck all those dicks right in my ass
Ryan: Oh my god, are you sure about that
George: Yes, I will fuck all those dicks right in my ass George takes a giant bite of pizza
Ryan: George, we're at grotto
George: Yup
Ryan: So are you sure about that.
George: Yes, I'm sure, I could fit so many, like half a dozen dicks in my ass, their scientific, dicks, silly scientific dicks in my ass, I'll fuck them up with a bunch of regular dicks
Ryan: Oh my god
George continuing: also in your ass
Ryan: oh my god George you are so fucked up right now
George: I don't know what you're talking about, I can eat so many sandwiches, you need a bunch of sandwiches, oh, is he gonna eat his pizza I'm gonna eat his pizza
by boondocks5 March 22, 2026
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