A Schwassy Boi is someone who has thiccc legs like tree trunks and loves to run 3km in combat boots. He has best haircut and all the ladies love him because he is the best at ball game. He also loves the Vietnam war.
Girl: Look at that Schwassy Boi playing ball game
Other girl: Oh my goodness look at his legs
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)