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schwetty balls

when you're out and about in that hot sun soakin it up and you feel that slight glisten of sweatness on your cack and balls you got indeed schwetty balls
Hey man I gots ta take a shower cause I got tha mad schwetty balls!

schweaty balls 

Derived from "Schweaty Meat Balls" SNL skit, where a man with the name "Schweaty" was selling spaghetti products.

Quote from the SNL skit:
"Would you like to try some of my Schweaty Meat Balls?"
schweaty balls by dialate June 8, 2004

schweaty balls 

Sometimes your ballsack can sweat causing inconvenient itching.
schweaty balls by Anonymous December 14, 2002

schweaty balls 

a comdition that occurs most frequently in the scheaty summertime, a thick, slimy coating refered to as "duck butter" clings to your ball sack profusely.

Note: condition aggravated by wearing schweat pants and may lead to visable stains on office furniture
Damn! Look at that chair.. the person who sits there must have schweaty balls..
schweaty balls by Schweaty March 1, 2004

schweaty balls 

The term for the ball utilized by Team Schweaty en route to their first JCC Championship.

schweaty balls 

The soon-to-be champion team of the golden gate kickball league
Have you heard the Schweaty balls are releasing their own porn video?
schweaty balls by ballsack June 7, 2004