Schwerps verb (schwerpsed, schwerpsing). intrans (usually to schwerps someone) to behave in a playful sexual manner, to seduce, to make sexual advances. noun someone who schwerpses.
A: How are you getting on schwerpsing 'that bird'?
M: Not really tried yet
A: Dude! Get your schwerps on stat!
M: Not really tried yet
A: Dude! Get your schwerps on stat!
by TRMW October 2, 2009
To dodge or avoid a sticky, unwanted or embarrassing situation, usually at the last second.
Regularly applied to managing to avert a meeting with or speaking to a person you have been trying to avoid.
Regularly applied to managing to avert a meeting with or speaking to a person you have been trying to avoid.
"Oh my GOD! Guess who I saw in town last night?"
"Who? Not Richard?"
"Got it in one! Luckily it was only from the back so I managed to schwerps him easily".
"You lucky fucker, how did you manage to schwerps working late tonight?".
"I saw it coming from a mile off so I just hid in the toilet until everyone else volunteered."
"Who? Not Richard?"
"Got it in one! Luckily it was only from the back so I managed to schwerps him easily".
"You lucky fucker, how did you manage to schwerps working late tonight?".
"I saw it coming from a mile off so I just hid in the toilet until everyone else volunteered."
by kylere February 25, 2012
by The Schwerper February 25, 2008
A horrible medical condition that arose in mid 2009.
This condition exists when a paitient has both of the following;
Swine Flu
Herpes
Results in coughing, sneezing, itching, rash, and others.
This condition exists when a paitient has both of the following;
Swine Flu
Herpes
Results in coughing, sneezing, itching, rash, and others.
Dude, I just got schwerpes.
Sweet you brought us slurpies?
Nah bro,the schwerpes.... It's itching so bad.
Dude that sucks.
Sweet you brought us slurpies?
Nah bro,the schwerpes.... It's itching so bad.
Dude that sucks.
by Px3 December 30, 2010