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Swankles 

When you have a long night out drinking and the next morning you have the alcohol diarrhea. Swankles occurs when you have liquid hot magma coming out for such a long period of time, that you start taking off clothes from sweating. Eventually you have to take your pants/shorts off from around your ankles due to excess sweating. The result is swankles.
Playing beer pong last night gave me swankles today.

swankling I started swankling in the grocery store when I couldn't find a bathroom.
Swankles by DrnorJ May 25, 2016

shankles 

shoulder-ankles

It is a derivative of cankles but much more goliath. It is basically a womans (or mans) figure that starts at their shoulders and goes straight to their feet without any
deviation much like a 2X4 but in this case a 90X90.
guy 1: Damn that girl has some serious cankles.

guy 2: DAMMMN, those are beyond cankles, those are shankles!!!
shankles by T.J. Dubz June 11, 2008

schwanker 

A penis, also known as a flanger, dangler, and schlanker.
When you run down the stairs with loose shorts, your schwanker dangles around.
schwanker by jon62551 August 21, 2005

schwankey 

Something very Cool, Posh, Fashionable, Uber Stylish.
"WoW, did you see Wubi? He's really Schwankey with that laptop!"
To go completely gay (ramming, rimming, sucking, etc ) for a small amount of drugs or money.
Can you believe Jesse actually did that?

Yeah man, he really just got Schwanked!
Schwanked by Pillowcase911 July 20, 2019

shwankfest 

a gymnasium full of shwankers.
alex met his boyfriend while at a Umass frat shwankfest
shwankfest by chea6969 August 27, 2006