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Schumlarken 

A very silly person who is guilty of multiple acts of stupidity.
Did you see Jim fall down the stairs? What a schumlarken!
Schumlarken by NonSequitur January 27, 2009

Schmalam malam 

Its a random saying that should be used anytime you cant think of anything to say or if you just wana be random.
Hey scotty... I got your mum pr.. ummmm, Schmalam malam!!
Schmalam malam by Sam Alame April 22, 2008

Schumanati 

A secret society of Assholes.
The Schumanati only had two remaining members as 2011. They are both Assholes.
Schumanati by jsamjsam February 26, 2011

schmalack 

To defend one's self by smacking a bitch/trick.
The nigga came at me, so I had to schmalack him.
schmalack by Fatman B September 21, 2005

Schmalance 

The scientists said, "We need to test the schmalance of the cat."

Shumalanche 

Shumalanche is a an Avalanche comprised of shit and cum aka shum.
"Have you heard of the Great Shumalanche of 1993?"
Shumalanche by Kin722 December 12, 2024