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Girl 1: Yo, is that a flaccid dick?!
Girl 2: Yeah, I totally just got Schaffted!
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schraffy 

when one has sexual intercourse and both partners are covered in shrapnel.
wow! after that plane crash, the only thing i could think about is making schraffy love with every survior including the co-pilot
schraffy by green burrito December 17, 2008
a human penis, generally used in the negative connotation. often slang for a printer cartridge.

see: "ginger ale"
yo dawg, i heard you like some schraft.
schraft by schraftonite November 3, 2010

Schraffa Rizz 

Game that’s so good the hoes don’t even understand it
Woman 1: “WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT”
Man 1: “Hoe don’t know about that Schraffa rizz”
Schraffa Rizz by QueefEater19 July 21, 2023

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026