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School doodie

A piece of fecal matter or doodie made in school as opposed to home or some other place, generally it is left in the toilet for other students viewing.
Hey Matt did you see that school doodie in stall 5 today he could have done his doodie at home.

Marsha did you see all the school doodie in the bathroom today, I have to go earlier in the day or hold my doodie till I get home. I know that girl must have had corn for dinner last night.
School doodie by MattRat September 8, 2011

School Door Bell

School doorbells.

Simply put it, we all hate them...

You have to ring the door bell from during sessions and after lunch, but if you think that's not bad, you can't even answer the freaking door, only a "adult" can, why? Because what if there is a school shooter or something...
So in conclusion, the bell system sucks ass...
Person 1: hey I'm late can you open the door?
Person 2: can't...
Person 1: why?
Person 2: you gotta ring the school door bell.
Person 1: that's stupid!
Person 2: ikr!
Teacher: okay come in!
Person 1: FINALLY ABT TIME!!!!
School Door Bell by Edward2009 September 10, 2025

School Door Bell

A safety feature used to keep schools safe (when they are not a pain in the ass).
for instance, when you press the ring button, half the time, (depending on the school you go to), the front desk half the damn time is on break, so if it's winter time, good fucking luck as you have to waste time waiting in the cold until you hear the buzz of the lock open.

(except mine is so damn quiet you can't even tell it unlocked, so you put ur ear up to it anyway looking like a maniac). so in conslusion, this door bell system is a hit or miss.
me: OMG OMG OMG, i'm gonna be late.
*presses button*
(rings)
me: don't tell me the front desk is on break >:(
(no response)
*presses button for the 2nd time 5 min later*
(rings)
Front deak (thru door bell): The door is unlocked now!
Me: okay i guess (not happy abt it)
(puts ear right at the door)
*barely hears it click open*
me: FINALLY!!!!
me (in head): gosh, i really hate this damn "School Door Bell"

SchoocyDoodie 

Refering as a scarf
Shes wearing a SchoocyDoodie

The Doon School 

An elite all-boys boarding school in northern India (often called the Indian Eton by the press, much to its dismay), which has produced famous politicians, journalists, writers, artists, and, quite often, self-entitled brats who think they run the country. Or they should run the country.
The Doon School governance model has come to an end, and the country is now led by a man of the people.

The Indian literary landscape is infested with the Doon School diaspora.

She's going out with a Doon School boy? My sympathies
The Doon School by Slemixton January 4, 2022

Doon School 

Yes, it sounds less important without the 'the', but you're looking for The [Doon School].
It's not Doon School, it's The Doon School! We have no branches.
Doon School by Slemixton January 6, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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